Online Gambling
All of you folks that know me pretty much know that I’m a born gambler. In the hospital, my Mother said to the doctor, “is it a boy or a girl?” and the doctor said, “I can’t tell, there’s a visor and a pair of sunglasses over it.”
Ever since then, I’ve had my hand in just about every casino game under the sun. But once I discovered online casinos, I was just blown away. I mean, here’s a place that I can go to, any time of the day, and stay as little or as much as I want without anyone saying to me “excuse me sir, you’re really starting to smell.”
I’m just kidding. Nobody’s ever actually had the guts to say that to my face. But even if they had, it wasn’t at any of the online casinos — and that’s not just because you can’t smell someone over an internet connection (boy, won’t THAT be a bad day!). Nope, it’s because the best online gambling sites have too much respect for you.
Seriously! I’ve been to all the biggies. That one with the lion. That one that’s shaped like a pyramid. The one with the castles. The twenty that each claimed to have the loosest slots in Vegas. None of them ever struck me as being particularly interested in my satisfaction; they just wanted me liquored up and dazzled enough to drop all my money.
Not the online casinos that I signed up with. They’ve all got the kind of personal attention and dedication to service and satisfaction that you’d never expect in a million years from a casino, let alone an online casino. We’re talking big bonuses to sign up and big promotions once you’re in. We’re talking VIP clubs that made my V and my P run off and get married (too bad I was left behind, but that’s okay because I just have more time to spend at the online casinos).
And not only that, they got serious security. I’m not talking about some minimum wage rent-a-cop walking around in the parking lot. I’m talking encryption, which makes me think of cemeteries but my know-it-all nephew assures me is what they use to hide my personal info from the bad guys while it’s going from my computer to the online casinos’ computers.
Once it’s there, of course, I’m not at all worried; they’ve got serious privacy agreements and plenty of testimonials from real people who have had nothing but good luck with the online casinos.